The Other Woman April 28, 2008

Girl: The woman I’m sleeping with I met at a networking event.

Tasty Flesh April 28, 2008

A boy and girl, early teens, look up suddenly from their lattes.
Boy: I wonder if it would be possible to survive solely on human flesh.
Girl: Eew, that’s gross!
Boy: Why? It could be tasty if you do it right.
Girl: But not eating vegetables? That’s just disgusting.
They go on sipping their lattes.

Go to New York April 22, 2008

Customer 1: I’m going to New York this weekend.
Customer 2: Make sure you go to Club Marquis.
Customer 1: What’s that like?
Customer 2: $1200 and you will not leave disappointed!

Lattes April 21, 2008

Customer: I’d like a quad-shot double soy black and white mocha, please.
Barrista: I’m sorry, what…

Early Margaritas April 21, 2008

Blonde Woman: Joe loves margaritas. I never would have thought. He’s such a beer man.
Brunette Woman: We should take him out for a margarita lunch.
Blonde Woman: …and jump him.
Both women laugh. One picks up her cell phone.