The Other Woman April 28, 2008

Girl: The woman I’m sleeping with I met at a networking event.

Go to New York April 22, 2008

Customer 1: I’m going to New York this weekend.
Customer 2: Make sure you go to Club Marquis.
Customer 1: What’s that like?
Customer 2: $1200 and you will not leave disappointed!

Early Margaritas April 21, 2008

Blonde Woman: Joe loves margaritas. I never would have thought. He’s such a beer man.
Brunette Woman: We should take him out for a margarita lunch.
Blonde Woman: …and jump him.
Both women laugh. One picks up her cell phone.