I know my meat by name May 20, 2008

A young man and young woman, late-20s, walking out of Starbucks.
Him: I wonder why they call it Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse.
Her: What do you mean?
Him: Well, it’s not like it’s Ruth and Chris’ Steakhouse. So it’s Ruth’s Steakhouse. Where does the Chris come from?
Her: Maybe they only serve steak made out of the meat of cows [...]

Like the movie poster May 2, 2008

Two high school students, both waiting in line to buy Jones soda.
Boy 1: So I just watched Iron Man.
Boy 2: Really, how was it?
Boy 1: Good, but it was just an iron suit he was wearing. He didn’t actually turn into iron.
Boy 2: Um, he wasn’t supposed to. It’s all about the suit.
Boy 1: Well [...]